SamFromMarlow.com
"The Official Digital Dumpster Fire of Sam's Life"
Welcome to the train wreck. I'm Sam. I make bad decisions, and now I'm putting them on the internet for your amusement.Please buy a t-shirt so I can afford therapy.
Sam's Pit
Enter at your own risk. He's tired, he's angry, and he wants you to leave.
PeteCam (Dad)
My Dad Judges Me. Watch Pete (my landlord) sleep while I struggle to pay rent. He wonders why I haven't moved out yet.
Feed Sam
Keep me alive (or don't). Catch the booze, avoid the broccoli. It's harder than it looks.
Identity Crisis
Identity Roulette. Spin the wheel and find out who you are today. Results are legally binding.
Adopt Sam
Legally binding man-baby acquisition. Get your certificate of ownership. No returns.
Call Mummy
Need validation? Call my mum. She thinks I'm special (in a good way, mostly).
Merch Shop
Buy My Dignity. Overpriced shirts that scream "I have questionable taste."